I Think I'm a Clone Now - Weird Al Yankovic
(Parody of "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany)


Isn't it strange?
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror.
What would people say,
If only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan,
Born to be a carbon copy man.
There in a petri dish, late one night,
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg, and so I say 

I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around.
I think I'm a clone now, (a clone now)
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down. 

Look at the way
We go out walkin' close together.
I guess you could say
I'm really beside myself.
I still remember how it began,
They produced a carbon copy man.
Born in a science lab, late one night.
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view. 

I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around.
I think I'm a clone now, (a clone now)
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down. 

I think I'm a clone now, (a clone now)
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town.
I think I'm a clone now, (a clone now)
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down. 

Signing autographs for my fans,
Come and meet the carbon copy man.
Livin' in stereo, it's all right.
Well, I can be my own best friend, and I can send myself for pizza, so I say 

I think I'm a clone now.
Another one of me's always hangin' around.
I think I'm a clone now,
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down. 

I think I'm a clone now. ( a clone now)
I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world-renowned.
I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down. 

I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
That's my genetic twin, always hangin' around.
I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.
I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)